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628408 No. 628408 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
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>> No. 632052
there is no difference and dont cringy words like fupa

its makes you look retarded and gross you moron
>> No. 633017
What's new with these two
>> No. 633022
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>> No. 632125 >>632132
Fuck you you stupid piece of fucking cuck shit I hope you die
>> No. 632132
Very rude indeed. I don't appreciate it.
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632383 No. 632383 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
Boxx dad is on of the most avid Boxxy haters on here. That nigga stops at nothing when it comes to putting boxxy to shit, racist slurs, threating murder and rape, its all happened.
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>> No. 632924
I don't see any huge fish.
>> No. 632929
I'm just saying that you have the option to be more than a meme.

Try it sometime.

Read Socrates at the very least.
>> No. 632940
Boxxmom is cool.
She helps raise funds for the needy, loves her kids, and has even worked with the elderly.
You just jelly (though probably not THEE jelly).

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632901 No. 632901 hide watch quickreply [Reply]
Caleb is living in the middle of nowhere in Florida.
My guess is that he tried to transfer over from Disney California (janitor "cast") to Disney Florida and got the boot for something.

Caleb. The fuck did you do?
Did you fuck up?
'splain yourself foo.

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632323 No. 632323 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
i met my idols
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>> No. 632650
June is starting to get a little chubby. Once a girl gets her wedding ring, the incentive to be rail thin goes away.
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The lame in the middle is Rukka Rukka Ali.
Rukka Rukka Ali comes to the Unichan?
Rukka Rukka Ali is a fan of Boxxy?
They're... opposites.
The fuck?

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632197 No. 632197 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [Last 50 posts]
So, if you were going to kill yourself either at the end of this month or the beginning of next month, how would you do it on a zero budget?

Little mess, no struggle.
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>> No. 632787
I'm neither of them things, bitch. I am a National Socialist. Don't use bars either inside my man cunt, only bats. Stay mad.

If you can prove yourself not another troll "Dazzle" aka Calebs sock puppet bitch, you can direct a video at me and I will respond.

>> No. 632788
Sky diving is more dangerous than a solitary polar bear plunge.
>> No. 632899
How did my old suicide thread get turned into a thing about cecil being retarded?

Cecil, if you want attention then do something worthy of it.

And Nazis were dumb and pathetic.

They were scared of competition.

They were cowards.

That's just a fact.

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632857 No. 632857 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
and what an amazing life it is to be allowed to play banjo, dear goblins

cheers for the new year;
because it's all down hill from here, ya' know
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>> No. 632895
It’s like me and my elder sister. As are only kids of our parents, and we lost dad at very early age. Our mom fucking her younger colleague everyday. We both watch her sex and we enjoy the same in bed everyday. She knows that we are watching and having sex like her. She accepted our relationship on a condition that she too need sex with me. We have two kids with mom and expecting a baby with sister. Enjoying my both women.
>> No. 632896
im warning. u

no. copypastas allowed in my thread; consider this a warning.

Don't. Let. It. Happen. Again.

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629957 No. 629957 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply] [First 100 posts] [Last 50 posts]
so uni, i have amassed a folder of screencaps of my weird encounters with the scanners, whom i believe to be a subbranch of the illuminati (of course not real name) designated to "handle" me

i believe they began their operation when i went here to unichan.

remember how back then i believed there was a conspiracy to hurt catie? well these are the people. and they were successfull. catie lost her soul.

they mindcontrolled me into going to suicide myself.

no one on 4chan or even my personal discord believes me. you are my last hope uni, please help me with them.


their board is https://8ch.net/scanner/index.html

they allways delete their posts to stay hidden.
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>> No. 632860 >>632864
thats why i ask online.

PS: the scanners are gone now. we took their site. first victory against evil and darkness.

i also found out through that that there are several matrix nodes which influence my brain.
>> No. 632864
>i also found out through that that there are several matrix nodes which influence my brain.

Would you really talk like this to a girl if you met one? Nobody will be your girlfriend if you talk about mental things like that.

None of those things are true. You know that you have mental health issues. It's all in your head. People around you such as family are not lying to you. I'm not lying to you. Once you start to accept it is just in your head and keep taking your medication maybe you can get past this.
>> No. 632870
That sucks. Been there. You’re a really interesting guy, though. Use that to your advantage. Do you have a job? Or other ways to harness that unique energy, such as art or a specific area of study? Focusing on that might help bring out a side of you that will be attractive to a cool girl.

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632360 No. 632360 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
guys guys guys! Last week i met a girl who's almost as cute as catie and looks a lot like her, i messenged her today asking if she wanted to see me but she hasn't responded yet, i've only talked to her once and she's so uunnnnnnnghh omg she's so cute, wish me luck!
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>> No. 632522
Boxxy > Catie
>> No. 632867 >>632869
Update by op, she thinks i'm hot.
I'm scared, i've never got this far o_o
>> No. 632869
Wow bro, you are doing well. 2 months to get a response from a girl and that's the furthest you have ever got.

Maybe by the time you are 50 you will have received a kiss on the cheek. Shit's getting crazy.

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632799 No. 632799 hide watch expand quickreply [Reply]
wtf happened to her
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>> No. 632841
GAWD WTF?? WOW. To say my cawk is throbbing right now would be a gross understatement.
>> No. 632842 >>632845
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Back when Mickey was fuckable
>> No. 632845
Hahhaah them fat pig fingers, I can see why she was unhappy, she has gone too extreme though to the point of looking clownish. This girl must be so mentally fucked up.

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